1. trigger-happy-buttmunch:

    so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

    he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

    (Source: hecklord, via when-the-stars-were-right)

  2. lofaf:

    me at parties

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    (via when-the-stars-were-right)

    wecansexy:

    aranea’s had enough of this shit

    (via eridansemptybucket)

  3. doctorspontaneous:

    voidethered:

    ask-omnipony:

    luckydreaming:

    Are fedoras really that bad?

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    YES YES THEY ARE

    I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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    I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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    Right..?

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    The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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    I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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    WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    (via prima-donna-heiress)

    princething:

    These guys were running around in these body pillow covers Saturday night and were undulating like fucking Silent Hill monsters.

    Eventually they ran up to us and did their thing, which was equally hilarious and terrifying. Aubrey lost his balance and fell to the ground while laughscreaming and they swarmed him.

    Laying on his back and screaming in either fear or laughter, he was surrounded by wiggling waifus yelling ‘DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU’

    A braver man went to go ‘dance’ with them, but didn’t last long before panic rose and he made a run for it. The human mind can only take so much torture.

    They actually made our night.

    (via gamzeesbonebulge)

    (Source: sunset-funset, via quizillla)

  4. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    blueyesxavier:

    i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp [x

    Your history homework for the day: Go back through your history books and cross out the things that no longer happened because of time travel

    (via humorismymask)

  5. officialwhitegirls:

    talk dirty to me

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    (Source: officialwhitegirls, via crazy-cosplayer)

    iguanamouth:

    together at last

    (via nowyourethinkingwithtears)

    poidkea:

    feferi has no sympathy for your whiny ass but here’s some toast. that will keep you busy.

    (via tiinkerbull)

  6. Dashcon raised 17k in an hour and I only need 2 grand to adopt my sister.

    specialagentfuckingasshole:

    Please, if you have the means, help my family adopt my sister.

    A donate button and information are on the side of the blog.

    I can’t promise and extra hour in the ball pit, but my sister can draw your URL and we can promo you!

  7. mylifeasqueenb:

    girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

    (via sexymakara)

  8. zanareid:

    slightlywarmtopic:

    Calm ur tit
    Just one tit
    Leave the other one crazy and out of control
    That ur party tit

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    (via karkatlovesblankets)



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