1. trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

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    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

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    update: she caught a squirrel today

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    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    (via you140)

  2. 420dongsquad:

    damittromney:

    thelustedwanderer:

    helyon:

    daemontool:

    straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

    Oh my razzling dazzling god

    Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

    the straights have been foiled again

    Bone tiddies

    (Source: oxbowb, via nowyourethinkingwithtears)

    (Source: kezzoh, via terezipyyrope)

    gabbyneiers:

    usagi knows what’s up

    (via satsukee)

  3. physicalxneurose:

    XD siempre me pasa argh

    (Source: youandmewegrewunderabadsun, via nathybeba)

  4. dialirvi:

    holyshitstriderfuckoff.gif

    (Source: dialirv1, via nathybeba)

  5. (Source: hyliandude, via zerogdragon)

    (Source: hazeisnotafro, via laurenavila)

  6. open RP

    gaypee:

    erwinsmithe:

    gaypee:

    erwinsmithe:

    gaypee:

    imagehi

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    Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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    hello police

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    "Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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    (via fabylou55)

    staygrandbeiconic:

    LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

    I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

    (via kelsothedancingllama)

    (Source: mikkipun, via chubyduby)

  7. pizzaight:

    shutsman:

    WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

    my sport

    (via anhella-fresh)

  8. eriicaaaa:

    OMG, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    (via hetaliacaliforniadelsur)



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